Hello, hello and hello thrice!
My eyesight might not be all that spot on . . . but isn’t that a . . .
SQUIRREL getting into MY BED?
I am NOT telling tales, honestly.
You needn’t look at ME like that. And you can stop shaking your bushy tail at me, Mr Squirrel.
I am not sitting for this – an interloper in MY garden.
Hum . . . I think I have a plan.
That’s it, Mr Furry-Features, just sit still while I . . .
Take aim . . . and . . . where’s he gone?
Ha! That scared him right off!
Just call me Fairy-The-Brave from now on, if you don’t mind.
Psst! Don’t worry, my cannon wasn’t even loaded!