Hello, hello and hello thrice!

My eyesight might not be all that spot on . . . but isn’t that a . . .

SQUIRREL getting into MY BED?

I am NOT telling tales, honestly.

You needn’t look at ME like that. And you can stop shaking your bushy tail at me, Mr Squirrel.

I am not sitting for this – an interloper in MY garden.

Hum . . . I think I have a plan.

That’s it, Mr Furry-Features, just sit still while I . . .

Take aim . . . and . . . where’s he gone?

Ha! That scared him right off!

Just call me Fairy-The-Brave from now on, if you don’t mind.

Psst! Don’t worry, my cannon wasn’t even loaded!