Hummph! Has my super sized, snuggly SMUGG boot shrunk? I can’t seem to get in to it properly.
Just a minute, there are some kind of furry obstruction type things getting in my way. Fearless Fairy will have to investigate – gulp!
Oh I might have known – a pair of Mousies!
What on earth were you two up to in MY boot? Be very careful before you reply – this is a Fairy Family Friendly Blog!
Oh I see, you were out for a walk and got tired and needed somewhere cosy to lay your pointy little heads.
Hummph again – very likely – I don’t think!
Well you can jolly well extricate yourselves from out of my boot and be quick about it. I am overdue my pre-pre-pre-tea snuggly snooze.
Pfhoof! I still can’t seem to fit properly . . . there’s something else . . . uff . . . lumpy and very furry . . . stuck back here . . .
If I am not out in five seconds flat, shout for MUMMY!!!!
Minty and Monty! OUT you come!
Well, well, well! What the dickens? This isn’t some public meeting boot you know. The cheek of it! Don’t you have a posh Cheese House to go to?
You can all jolly well sit out here and make extra sure no one else creeps in to disturb my snooze.
Right then, I am going for my little . . . Oh no – not more obstructions!
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?
This one’s got ears – very little EARS! And it has lots of them – EEEEEK!!!!
Aaaaaagh – there’s a herd of them!
Come on. OUT, you furry, squeaky road blocks!
I might have known – it’s those Pesky Baby Mices!
Look here Baby Mabel, it’s no good you giggling like that – it’s not that funny!
And you, Marmaduke, stop all that rolling about on the floor – you’ll wear the carpet out!
Right mice type persons, sit nicely and entertain yourselves for 5 hours or so.
It is definitely time for my NAP!
Petunia! What ARE you doing up there? You, you . . .
Oh you are going to watch over me and keep my dreams sweet and lovely and full of beautiful golden sunshine, type stuff.
Oh – how sweet! It is really difficult to be grumpy when they are so adoring.
Okay, here’s the plan. You mices have a lovely family snooze – over there, while I try to get some peace and quiet in my boot.
Right then, that’s that sorted. Night, night. Yawn.
Oh my goodness – What NOW????
NO! No you jolly well can’t keep me company and check I am all tucked-in and warm and cosy and . . .