SQUEEK – Oh this is the life. A holiday by the sea. Peace, perfect peace. Nothing to do but relax, lots of lovely sun and no one to boss us about. What could possibly disturb this idyllic tranquillity?
Yoo hooooo – Mousies, don’t panic, your beloved Fairy is here.
This looks just the spot to li-lo for a while.
SQUEAK – Oh well, it was good while it lasted. They do say ‘Life’s a Beach’!
Looks like our holiday just started to get ‘interesting’.
What’s all this then? Oh no, no, no. We can’t have itsy bitsy little undersized sand pies cluttering-up the beach now can we?
Right, everyone pay attention and everything. There has been far too much slacking going on.
And, more importantly, it has come to my notice that the sand pies on this here beach are far too small.
If we are going to win the inaugural Fairy’s Biggest Sand Castle on the Beach competition, there will need to be some changes.
SQUEAK – well this one looks plenty big enough to me – I can hardly see over it.
SQUEAK – resistance is futile!
When Fairy has a ‘Big Idea”, it’s a lot quicker and certainly an awful lot quieter, just to let her get on with it.
Hummmph – very artistic, but we need it to be much, much, MUCH bigger!
Goodness, that was quick. Better, but still not quite the ticket.
Oh I see the problem here. You can’t reach up any higher.
Well luckily for you, Sir Plantagenet Big-Mouse is here to lend his mighty paw.
Oh I do hope he gets a move on – it must be nearly snack time.
Finished? Brilliant! About time too.
It was lucky I had arranged for Sir Plantagenet Big-Mouse and Primrose to show you the way.
And now it’s time for the grand prize giving ceremony.
Ahem – it gives one great pleasure to declare ME the winner of the highly prestigious Fairy’s . . .
Ooooh – what’s this bit for?
Obviously I really do know of course – just checking that you are on the ball young Buster m’lad.
Ah yes – clearly, it is a super duper, 5 star luxury extra-cosy beach apartment Sand Castle for entertaining A-List celebrities.
You can all carry on doing whatever I might require you to be doing – and be quick about it.
I’ll just rest my eyes for a few min . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SQUEAK – phew, that worked jolly well. Let’s enjoy a bit of peace, while it lasts.
Give us a kiss!
Don’t miss ‘Oh, We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside, Episode 2‘