Peeep! PEEP! PEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Look out everyone! Here I come!
Brumm-brumm . . . brumm-brumm!
Watch out – make way!
Am I doing ok, Mum? I like driving – I don’t even think I need driving lessons!
It might be a different matter when I get those two back seat drivers in with me though. I can hear Marigold now, ‘Fairy! Fairy! Slow down’! And Mariella, fussing over her long fur as it gets all blown about in the breeze.
Oh well . . .
Whooooo! Hold on! Is that my tea I see, over there?
*slams paw on the brakes*
I’ll just make a quick pit-stop. There’s plenty of time to practice driving round the bend later!
One’s beautiful new car was delivered by Jenny’s Custom Cars. Official car-maker to the Pig-nicenti, by Royal Appointment.