It’s MY Big Day!

Hello there my adoring Fairy Fans. Today is an even more special day in the Piggery calendar than usual – It’s VALENTINES DAY!

I wonder what tokens of everlasting love have winged their way from far flung corners of the globe to my cuddle cup?

Judging by all the excitement the postman’s made a delivery!

 

Errr, Bear, what’s this Valentine’s Day thingy about then?

Ummm, that’s easy Pixie – no idea! But if I’m not very much mistaken, it involves presents and therefore a strong likelihood of tasty treats too.

 

Quick, while Fairy gets herself all beautified, let’s check what’s snackable in here?

I say Pixie, steady on there. I rather suspect that that there packaged was addressed to little ole’ me.

Stand back – Fairy coming through.

Goodness me – there are tasty treats! I’d better tell Bear quick, while Fairy pontificates about something or other.

Bear, you should have seen it. More gloriously hearty mouthfuls than you could shake a piggy butt at.

Time to hatch a cunning wheeze type plan.

Fairy – why don’t you check to see who sent this wonderful Valentines Day tribute, while we tidy up.

Hummmph – tidy up? I can’t help thinking those pesky twosome are up to something.

Now, let me see. Oh yes, this wonderful card was sent by my gorgeous boarfriends Gomez, Frederick, Ernie, Humphrey, Vincent, Oscar, Elmo and Herman, and posted by their Pig-Mummy, Auntie Pyretta. A jolly great big thank you to them.

What on earth is all that chomping noise coming from behind the card? I can hardly hear myself read!!!!!

 

Ha, those two will need to get up earlier in the afternoon if they want to out smart Fairy. I cunningly deployed a decoy packet of substitute tasteless treats. So while those two greedy piglets have a snooze to recover, I get to nibble the real pressie packet all to myself AND – I get to wear a trendy hat too!

Oh, I do love Valentine’s Day – almost as much as I love all of you! xxxxxx

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Fairy And the Snowpig!

Look! I have taken advantage of the recent abundant snowfall and built my very own snowpig!

Yikes! he’s a scary fellow!

Let me see . . . hum, very tasty!

He smells funny, Pixie!

Is he here to stay, do you know, Fairy?

NO! He isn’t staying! he couldn’t if he tried.
Line up quick, everyone, time for a group photo before he melts away!

 

 

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Treats For All!

It is that time of year for our two new arrivals to be introduced to the noble tradition of posing for a Christmas family portrait. Unfortunately, not all Piggies are as co-operative and naturally adept as Fairy!

Here’s Bear to explain . . .

Oooooo-errrrr, don’t look now – I must be dreaming. Treats keep materialising above my head as if by magic!

Oh . . . maybe it’s Santa coming to our house early. A practice run, maybe?

I’d better keep this to myself.

Oh-ho! I thought it was too good to be true – Pixie heard my munchy noises!

Oh for goodness sakes, Fairy’s in on it now! And there was hardly enough for a decent mouthful anyway!

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An Early Christmas Gift for Fairy!

Well hello there my loyal followers. As you will all know by now, I take great pride in my appearance and personal grooming. To maintain the impossibly high standards I have established I rely on only the very best and efficacious products. So it was with great excitement that I opened today’s post and out popped a brand new Gorgeous Guineas Shampoo from one of my many Secret Admirers, Digger – and even better, it was an extra special Christmas Spice variety – BLISS!!!!

So come on Mummy – it’s pampering Fairy time.

Hurry along there – is the bath water ready yet?

Ooooooh – just the right temperature – lovely.

And now for the moment I’ve all been waiting for – the Shampoo!

Tee-hee! You are tickling my toes Mummy – very fetching they look too I might add.

That’s it, give me a good rub down for that fashionable ‘I just chewed through an electric cable, look’

Brrrruuuuhhhhhhhhzzzup!

This is my amazing ‘Levitating Fairy’ trick!

This part is the best bit ever!

Hummmph – I thought there would be the odd snack or two during my session.

That’s me all primped and preened. Now for some fun – it’s Bear and Pixie time.

To save water (and my bestest ever shampoo) they are having their bath together!

Mmm! Pixie, do you like the nice Christmassy aroma from MY shampoo?! Not too much Mummy.

Be a big girl, Bear (oh! You ARE!), the fur drier doesn’t hurt that much!

This has to be the best ever Gorgeous Guineas Shampoo – thank you, Digger!

We ALL smell lovely and Christmassy now, and feels as smooth as silk!

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A Day At The Pig Spa!

Are YOU looking for the perfect pampurring session for your piggy? Look no further.

My recently opened Fairy’s Very Posh Piggery Pig Spa offers ALL the very latest in modern spa type beauty treatments – with light lunches and snacks included for VIP’s (Very Important Pigs). To avoid paw stomping disappointment, advance booking is highly advisable.

If traveling from outside the UK, we suggest a one way ticket – the management reserve the right to pignap the piggy if they (and me) take a liking to them.

Here’s my de luxe Pig Spa treatment room, within the brand new, architect designed Piggery complex.

Incorporating a floatation bath, temperature controlled drying device, vibrating massage chair, fluffy towels and featuring luxury products from the world renowned range of Gorgeous Guineas Shampoos.

Right! Enough of all that nonsense, bring on the clients! Who’s first? (as if we didn’t know!!!!)

Stand aside – Fairy first!

Hummm yes, a nice relaxing session in the posh new floatation tank, it’s the piggy’s whiskers.

And you even get a bit of peace and privacy from the paparazzi.

Yes, we don’t want just anyone seeing me in the bath!

Another rinse required Mummy. Lovely.

Oh yes – you can’t beat a good wafting session with a furdryer.

Time to take it easy in this gently vibrating massage chair . . .

With integral snacks! And lots of them. Who’s next then Mummy?

WHAT? ME? Errrrrrrr, I don’t think so. I can’t swim, and besides . . .

Oooooooh – it’s actually quite nice!!!! Can I have one of those head and ear massage rubs now please, Mummy?

This personalised body wrap treatment is designed to slim and contour my fur coat. Not that it needs it you understand.

That was BRILLIANT! Who’s next then?

Me, me! Superstar model in waiting and celebrity wannabe – Pixie.

I like this Gentle Pamper Tension Busting Body Wrap.

Have you taken LOTS of photos of me looking cute Mummy?

Goodness! Who turned this massage chair on to full ppppppppppppower?

I’m ready for my custom coat styling now. Can you make me have a curly Texel style coat, please?

It’s lovely in here. I feel all relaxed and pampered.

My tummy feels a little rumbly though, it must be time for a snackette.

Well chums, you all look very beautiful too – almost as beautiful as moi.

What a super day at the Fairy Piggery Spa! With any luck, we can have another session tomorrow!

 

 

 

 

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