A Right Royal Birthday For Fairy!

Hello there my lovely followers.

What a truly excellent and all super duper type extended Birthday Number Four I am having!

Lo and behold it seems there’s another special little parcel arrived for me somewhere. Now where on earth can it be?

Oh yes – here it is. I knew that!

I has been tastefully adorned with trendy stickers and that is definitely MY name and MY address on the label, so it must be for me. So there!

I’ll just have a sneaky peek in here. Gently does it, you can never be too careful – it might be a Bear trap to get me all inside the envelope and packaged off to goodness only knows where!

Hmmmm – looks harmless enough. Two intriguing parcels wrapped in tasty . . . I mean tasteful wrapping paper.

Quite cosy too! What a wonderful gift, my very own spotty, dotty Fairy-cave.

What! There’s MORE? Wow!

Rustle, scrunch, and an exploratory fuffle!

Hold it! I am just taking a break for a quick snackette or three.

Tra-la-la! Ooooooh lookit! A regal crown and a splendiferous throne!

And an instructional manual type card thingy.

Hum, yes, I see . . . place piece A . . . and insert tab B . . . and . . . oh all things too complicated to bother with!

Basically, it says the crown goes ON my head top and the throne goes UNDER my . . . errr . . . under ME!

I knew that! Wow!

Queen Fairy here, rehearsing an address to her loyal and faithful slaves/followers! Three cheers (or even a couple more would be nice), for Fairy.

Hahaha! Ooops – hats off to me too – they are wonderful wonderful pressies!

There’s also this rather sparkly little crown number – ideal for my summer going out and about engagements.

I am such a very regal little Royal piggy and now I have all the appropriate accoutrements to make it all official and everything! Vivat, VIVAT, Lethal!!!

Dear Pyretta,

I LOVE my Crown and my Throne and YOU!

Thank you xxx


Happy Birthday, Fairy!

Hello again!

I’ve been extra good for almost a whole minute now because . . . IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

A time to celebrate, to rejoice, to let the bells ring loud throughout the land and, and to bring on the pressies!

Errrr, that’s a nice snack, thank you Auntie Rachel and Auntie Alice, but it is hardly enough to sustain a big four year old such as moi though. It’s the thought that counts? Well, think a bit bigger thoughts next time, please – parsley AND some lettuce would be jolly good.

Anyway, as I was saying, BRING ON THE BIG PRESSIES – PRONTO!

Off you go to the kitchen, Bear, and lock-up the Sherry quick, Mr Bear is on his way – with MY PRESSIES.

Jolly nice card, by the way.

Hello, Mr Bear, this is much more like it. How exciting.

Move over  – Fairy coming through.

Oh wow – what a smashing card from Auntie Debra.

How clever of her to find one with such a stunning picture on it!

Woo hoo – another Bear – super dooper – and a very fetching hat too. Thanks, Auntie Debs!

Not that I am one to complain, but that Piggy on the card has a very tasty looking apple. You’d have thought there was room in the envelope for a real apple, or two, and a bit a salad, maybe some grass . . .

Oh, hang on a minute – what does this extra special fridge shaped parcel contain???

It’s very promising – even the string is tasty.

Oh joy unbounded – it’s my very own FAIRY TELEVISION!!!!!!!

It was only a matter of time before I starred on my very own TV programme.

Perhaps I should hold some auditions for co-stars.

Very nice Bear – but I’m not convinced that there is much demand for a virtuoso display of yawning and snoozing – NEXT!

Or, to be honest, Pixie and Bear trying to remember the punchline to a very funny joke I told brilliantly ages ago, is not exactly Morecambe and Wise, is it?

Good grief – I’ve got it. The perfect programme . . .

A compilation of the very best Fairy Stories. Genius!

Sit still you two, no popcorning.

What a fabulous day. Lots of super pressies and good wishes from loads of lovely people – thank you very, very much. But you’ll have to excuse me for now –

It’s Birthday LUNCH TIME!

After a short siesta I have a feeling I am in for more exciting pressie opening! This being 4 is great fun!

Fairy’s telly was made by Jenny @ Piggy Palace as a one off, with permission from Helen @ Cosy Cavies – thank you BOTH!

Thank you Aunties Rachel and Alice for my parsley snackette! I love you both 🙂

Thanks Auntie Debra for the gorgeous bear and the most amazingly special card ever!

Thank you Auntie Jenny for my fab party hat, new pawbag, super wonderful bunting and the smashing round whatsit thingy, the garland! And I loved the Big Apple card very much too.

And thank you Daddy xxxx

PS And thank you for the surprise that has just arrived in the post – more about that soon!

The Start of Fairy’s Big Day!

Today is my Very Special day – I am FOUR!

Time to don my tiara and get ready for my Birthday Party later on!

Bear: Happy Birthday from me and Pixie, Fairy.

Pixie: Yes, yes, enough of all that, looks like Daddy has something lined up over yonder.

Come on, you two, we have exciting things to do!!

Wool I Never!

Occasionally someone unexpected appears in The Piggery. Today was one of those days.

Hello there. Who are ewe?

Wool I never! A curly coated sheep type person has come to stay! She looks all innocent and young. Must be pure new wool.

I bet she can spin a good yarn.

Just call me Fairy-Curly-Locks.

Errr . . . you could say . . . I am feeling a little sheepish.

What’s that? Your favourite food is, is, is GRASS?

What did I say?

Fairy Has Bugs!

Meet my two very special friends, Mr Bee and Mr Ladybug!

You can tell they are special bee-cause they are allowed to sit in my armchairs.

Mr Bee is especially useful, he has a jolly comfy lap to sit on . . . he’s the bee-knees.

And he does particularly good back scritches, useful when there isn’t a handy Daddy around!

ooohhhhh . . . ahhhhh, up a bit, now down a bit! Mmmmm! Lovely! You’re a real honey.

You can all buzz-off now, it’s time for our snackettes.

Salad and pollen, please, waiter!

Thank you, Auntie Dona and all your super-duper family for thinking of ME – I love my Mr Bee very much indeed!

Fill ‘er Up, Please!

Look! A lovely friend made me a jolly special Fairy type dinner bowl, just for ME!

It’s very nice, although I have to say it is rather lacking in the snacks department. I am only saying, like.

Nom, nom, nom!

That’s much better! C’mon Pixie and bear, you can help me test my new bowl!

Thank you very much, Auntie Annie, I love my new bowl – especially when it is full!

Fairy’s New Three Piece!

Oh hello! Has my new three piece been delivered?

Good! Oh whooo! It’s lovely and pink, my favourite colour.

Now then you two, I will spell this out for you – it says FAIRY, that means ME!

This means this is the place where I will sit – not YOU, Bear, or YOU, Pixie, if you don’t mind.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Yes, it is very comfy indeed . . . can we get the removal men in to move it into my house?

Psst! Bear, do you think it really does say ‘FAIRY’? It might SAY Fairy when it really means BEAR.

Well, this armchair suits me just fine, Pixie! It may not be quite my size but it will do.

Err, excuse me, Bear, but I see the cushion has been squashed down on MY CHAIR!

You will have to wait until I have finished my snack before I come and sort you out. I may be a few minutes . . . !

Happy Easter Bunny-Pigs!

Hello there my lovelies.

Mummy says it’s Easter – time for another of my splendiferous set-piece photo portrait type heirloom thingies. As it’s Easter Mummy wants us to be all good and colourful and very well behaved – no problems there then! I’ve recruited a clutch of fluffy chicks to make up the numbers. I can’t help but notice that everything looks all under control though. Is there something missing?

Oh yes of course, my pesky little(!) pigsisters. Here they come. It was never going to be straight forward was it?

‘I say Pixie, I don’t think much to that droopy looking salad’

‘Don’t panic Bear, I’ll check to see if Fairy has hidden some tasty treats behind here.’

‘Egg-celent idea, Pixie.’

‘The weather looks nice for the time of year, Bear – all that sun will get the salad growing nicely – Yum.’

Never mind grazing out the window Pixie, get your bottoms over here pronto for an Easter family portrait.

‘Hummph, call this a snack Bear? I suppose it will have to do.’

‘I’ve nearly finish all of mine Pixie – time to sneak off to pastures new.’

Goodness me – what a kerfuffle. Lucky I had ordered a couple well behaved and very photogenic chicklets, Basil and Dill, to help me look all photogenic and everything.

Happy Easter everyone!

A Right Royal Occasion!

Hello my darlings. I wonder what unalloyed joys today has in store for me?

Oh yes, I remember – I am off to The Palace for an audience with some major Royals. How jolly nice for them!


Good day, ma’am, your ladyship, Princess Anastasia Teacake. Nice place you have here.

When do we eat?

Oh and Crown Prince Roland Butter too! Delighted I’m sure.

Wow – now that’s what I call a cucumber sandwich – i’m going to like it here.

Umm, Anastasia my love, I rather thought we were supposed to be the big wigs round here. Shouldn’t Fairy be curtseying or bowing or at least saving something for us to eat?

Now see here Crown Prince Rowland Butter or whatever your name is, let’s get something straight shall we? Fairy is The Boss and when she is hungry, she eats. Is that clear? Good! Now isn’t it time to introduce me to The Minor Royals? They might want to give me a lovely present or two!

Prince Macca Roon and Princess Victoria Sponge! How sweeeeeeet! That really takes the cake. Sounds like they were named by Marie Antoinette!

I’m reminded of the excellent advice about having your cake and eating some salad – or something equally perplexing but vaguely food related. Time for a smackerel!

Hummph – as you all know, I’m not one to complain, but if this is supposed to be tea, I might just start!

Oh well, might as well clear the plates – waste not, want . . . a bit more!

Well, that was very, err, dainty.

Oh, you are expecting a happy event your Princesship? Humm – could be another snack perhaps?

A special delivery! This must be it – Yum.

Oh goodness me – it was ‘THAT’ sort of happy event!

More mouths to feed, oh dear.

They are adorable, I suppose.

You invited me here for a special reason, your Princeship? Do tell?

You want me to be the ‘Fairy Godmummy’ to Princlet Rolly Polly and Princesslet Sue Flae?

Oh, what a lovely surprise. I am delighted to accept.


I was going to suggest we celebrate the happy event with a jolly good slap-up feed. But, it looks like I’m going to need to call up some reinforcements.

Where are Bear and Pixie when I need them?

I knew that!

Fairy always insists that she is accompanied by her special emergency reserve salad supply, when out and about onmanoeuvres, Pixie.

Looks like we were just in time then, Bear! I can’t spot a single spare lettuce.

Right everybody – you all look pretty while I tidy away this messy salad.

Perfect end to a perfect right royal day – burp – pardon!


Fairy Welcomes A New Princess!

Greetings my loyal and faithful followers.

We have an extra special cause to celebrate today – apparently. Not only has mummy presented me with a rather splendid vase of smelly and totally inedible flowers (no – I don’t know why either), but we have a visit from a right royal official celebrity type mousie – oh bliss!

Now then me ducks – how’s tricks and errr, who are you anyway?


Princess Anastasia? Never heard of you – when do we eat?

Oh I see, you are actually really important because everybody says so and anyway you’ve got a very smart crown thingy.


Call that a crown? I have my very own integral fur crown that is far, far posher and all white and cute and everything!


Now we have got that all sorted out it’s time for our official portrait. Say ‘Sherry’ Mr Bear.

It’s MY Big Day!

Hello there my adoring Fairy Fans. Today is an even more special day in the Piggery calendar than usual – It’s VALENTINES DAY!

I wonder what tokens of everlasting love have winged their way from far flung corners of the globe to my cuddle cup?

Judging by all the excitement the postman’s made a delivery!


Errr, Bear, what’s this Valentine’s Day thingy about then?

Ummm, that’s easy Pixie – no idea! But if I’m not very much mistaken, it involves presents and therefore a strong likelihood of tasty treats too.


Quick, while Fairy gets herself all beautified, let’s check what’s snackable in here?

I say Pixie, steady on there. I rather suspect that that there packaged was addressed to little ole’ me.

Stand back – Fairy coming through.

Goodness me – there are tasty treats! I’d better tell Bear quick, while Fairy pontificates about something or other.

Bear, you should have seen it. More gloriously hearty mouthfuls than you could shake a piggy butt at.

Time to hatch a cunning wheeze type plan.

Fairy – why don’t you check to see who sent this wonderful Valentines Day tribute, while we tidy up.

Hummmph – tidy up? I can’t help thinking those pesky twosome are up to something.

Now, let me see. Oh yes, this wonderful card was sent by my gorgeous boarfriends Gomez, Frederick, Ernie, Humphrey, Vincent, Oscar, Elmo and Herman, and posted by their Pig-Mummy, Auntie Pyretta. A jolly great big thank you to them.

What on earth is all that chomping noise coming from behind the card? I can hardly hear myself read!!!!!


Ha, those two will need to get up earlier in the afternoon if they want to out smart Fairy. I cunningly deployed a decoy packet of substitute tasteless treats. So while those two greedy piglets have a snooze to recover, I get to nibble the real pressie packet all to myself AND – I get to wear a trendy hat too!

Oh, I do love Valentine’s Day – almost as much as I love all of you! xxxxxx

Happy Valentine!

It’s me, Pixie, here.

I am hijacking Fairy’s Blog to send a secret message to some very gorgeous boy piggy boars I know . . .

Roses are Red and Violets are Blue

But don’t send me those – they will never do.

I’d rather have carrots and lots of things green –

Send me those, dear, and I’ll be your Queen!