Fairy’s New Three Piece!

Oh hello! Has my new three piece been delivered?

Good! Oh whooo! It’s lovely and pink, my favourite colour.

Now then you two, I will spell this out for you – it says FAIRY, that means ME!

This means this is the place where I will sit – not YOU, Bear, or YOU, Pixie, if you don’t mind.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Yes, it is very comfy indeed . . . can we get the removal men in to move it into my house?

Psst! Bear, do you think it really does say ‘FAIRY’? It might SAY Fairy when it really means BEAR.

Well, this armchair suits me just fine, Pixie! It may not be quite my size but it will do.

Err, excuse me, Bear, but I see the cushion has been squashed down on MY CHAIR!

You will have to wait until I have finished my snack before I come and sort you out. I may be a few minutes . . . !

Happy Easter Bunny-Pigs!

Hello there my lovelies.

Mummy says it’s Easter – time for another of my splendiferous set-piece photo portrait type heirloom thingies. As it’s Easter Mummy wants us to be all good and colourful and very well behaved – no problems there then! I’ve recruited a clutch of fluffy chicks to make up the numbers. I can’t help but notice that everything looks all under control though. Is there something missing?

Oh yes of course, my pesky little(!) pigsisters. Here they come. It was never going to be straight forward was it?

‘I say Pixie, I don’t think much to that droopy looking salad’

‘Don’t panic Bear, I’ll check to see if Fairy has hidden some tasty treats behind here.’

‘Egg-celent idea, Pixie.’

‘The weather looks nice for the time of year, Bear – all that sun will get the salad growing nicely – Yum.’

Never mind grazing out the window Pixie, get your bottoms over here pronto for an Easter family portrait.

‘Hummph, call this a snack Bear? I suppose it will have to do.’

‘I’ve nearly finish all of mine Pixie – time to sneak off to pastures new.’

Goodness me – what a kerfuffle. Lucky I had ordered a couple well behaved and very photogenic chicklets, Basil and Dill, to help me look all photogenic and everything.

Happy Easter everyone!

It’s MY Big Day!

Hello there my adoring Fairy Fans. Today is an even more special day in the Piggery calendar than usual – It’s VALENTINES DAY!

I wonder what tokens of everlasting love have winged their way from far flung corners of the globe to my cuddle cup?

Judging by all the excitement the postman’s made a delivery!

 

Errr, Bear, what’s this Valentine’s Day thingy about then?

Ummm, that’s easy Pixie – no idea! But if I’m not very much mistaken, it involves presents and therefore a strong likelihood of tasty treats too.

 

Quick, while Fairy gets herself all beautified, let’s check what’s snackable in here?

I say Pixie, steady on there. I rather suspect that that there packaged was addressed to little ole’ me.

Stand back – Fairy coming through.

Goodness me – there are tasty treats! I’d better tell Bear quick, while Fairy pontificates about something or other.

Bear, you should have seen it. More gloriously hearty mouthfuls than you could shake a piggy butt at.

Time to hatch a cunning wheeze type plan.

Fairy – why don’t you check to see who sent this wonderful Valentines Day tribute, while we tidy up.

Hummmph – tidy up? I can’t help thinking those pesky twosome are up to something.

Now, let me see. Oh yes, this wonderful card was sent by my gorgeous boarfriends Gomez, Frederick, Ernie, Humphrey, Vincent, Oscar, Elmo and Herman, and posted by their Pig-Mummy, Auntie Pyretta. A jolly great big thank you to them.

What on earth is all that chomping noise coming from behind the card? I can hardly hear myself read!!!!!

 

Ha, those two will need to get up earlier in the afternoon if they want to out smart Fairy. I cunningly deployed a decoy packet of substitute tasteless treats. So while those two greedy piglets have a snooze to recover, I get to nibble the real pressie packet all to myself AND – I get to wear a trendy hat too!

Oh, I do love Valentine’s Day – almost as much as I love all of you! xxxxxx

Happy Valentine!

It’s me, Pixie, here.

I am hijacking Fairy’s Blog to send a secret message to some very gorgeous boy piggy boars I know . . .

Roses are Red and Violets are Blue

But don’t send me those – they will never do.

I’d rather have carrots and lots of things green –

Send me those, dear, and I’ll be your Queen!

Remembering Marigold.

What ever do we need an iron for?
Are we expected to iron our own beds, or something, now?

Oh well, will you look here . . .

Aw! That’s is our beautiful and especially dear Auntie Marigold pictured on there!
Now we will never forget her, Pixie and Bear.
Not only was she a very cuddly piggy to snuggle up to, she taught me all I needed to know about locating the tastiest nibbles of salad.

Thank you to our friend Paul who created this very special masterpiece.
We all love it – just as we all loved our dear Marigold x

Fairy And the Snowpig!

Look! I have taken advantage of the recent abundant snowfall and built my very own snowpig!

Yikes! he’s a scary fellow!

Let me see . . . hum, very tasty!

He smells funny, Pixie!

Is he here to stay, do you know, Fairy?

NO! He isn’t staying! he couldn’t if he tried.
Line up quick, everyone, time for a group photo before he melts away!

 

 

Happy Pigs!!

Santa Has Been!

Hay, Hay, HAY! Quick everybody, WAKE-UP – Santa has been!

Come on you lazy piggy type tykes, time to get up . . . NOW!

Oh-ho! A special delivery from Daddy-Postie. What’s that tasty looking piece of eminently munchable paper for, Pixie?

It’s a Christmas card – and it’s for us, Bear!

Oh yes, look. And the words and pic are SO appropriate – it being Christmas and everything. How clever!

Oh wow, it’s from our Auntie Debs. Thank you Auntie Debs. Merry Pigmas to YOU too!

This is for Fairy, Bear. Do you think she would mind if we, sort of accidentally opened it .  .  .

YES I jolly WOULD mind, thank you very much, indeed! STEP AWAY FROM THE FAIRY PRESENT!!!!!

Pass it over to me Mummy. I can unwrap it – all – by – myself!

Thank you Mummy – you can go now and be quick about it. Oh and take those handy pressie opening scissors type things with you.

Oh my! A super Mr Woody-Love-Heart-Button-Bear, just for me. FAB! PERFECT!

I LOVE him! Thank you ever so muchly Auntie Debs, xxx!

But . . . but . . . Mummy, are there ANY presents for little, tiny me and little (oops, I mean MEDIUM) Bear?

We have both been very, very good – all week (well almost some of it, nearly!)

A pressie for us – at last – okay Daddy, you keep a firm grip and I’ll investigate.

Rip! Tear!

What’s all the noisy fuss about? You disturbed my beauty nap, Pixie.

Goodness, gracious me – is that a, a, a TIGER? Yikes!!!!

The box is always the safest, err I meant ‘best’ bit! I’ll just check this for playfullabilityness.

Not that I don’t appreciate the contents too, thank you Santa!

Woo-hoo come on then Bear. Now Fairy is safely ensconced in that cardboard tunnel arrangement – it’s time to get serious and get playing!

There seems to be an abundance of extra crinkly wrapping paper . . . brilliant for zooming through at top speed – wheeeeeeee!

Are there any MORE goodies? I thought it was traditional to leave the BIG present to last.

Ooooooooooh – look Bear, it seem to be the biggest Bag-O-Balls – EVER!!!!

Jolly nice and colourful they look too Pixie. Errrr, what on earth are they for, do you think?

They look a bit scary – I’ll just go and check on, on, on – the hay situation. Bye!

Oh, you are such a big softie Bear. Being a jolly brave investigative Pixie, I am going to investigate . . .

C’mon Bear, don’t worry, those really scary ball monsters won’t get you, very much!

Look! We can play the Ball-Snuff-A-Long game. Whizz about, scooting around, nosing them out the way – to find tasty treat type treats and other things!

Just what do you two think you’re looking at – exactly?

Relax everybody – they don’t like Salad.

Talking of Salad, all this Christmas fun and frivolity has made me feel rather peckish.

But before snacks, I must just say a huge thank you, to all our lovely friends all around the world and particularly you, Santa.

We have had a lovely, lively day, and we really love our Ballroom!

Thank you, thank you, thank YOU xxxxx

Jolly Christmastide One And All!

We three pigs . . . . wish you all a Jolly Christmastide and a very Plumptious New Year! Lots of love and magic from Fairy, Pixie and Bear xxx (oh! And not forgetting our human slaves, Mildred and Ian xxx)

 

Fairy’s Forrest!

With Christmas Day only a few short sleeps away – Fairy is in the Piggery, getting very excited.

 

Hmmmh, let me see now, who is this wonderfully beautiful, hand crafted creation from? I recognise the paw-writing.

Oh goodness me – it’s from my favourite ever Princess, Auntie Alice.

How clever of her – it’s petitte, decorous and tasteful – just like little ol’ me! And it’s very useful too – with all these presents I needed another tree to put them under.

I pity the poor Postie at this time of year – having to make so many deliveries to the Piggery.

This wrapping paper looks very tasteful – I might have a crafty nibble or two when Mummy isn’t looking!

Not only do my pressies look pretty, they’re very comfy to sit on too.

I wonder where these came from?

Gosh – they’re from Great, Great Dame Auntie Rachel – well at least the paper was tasteful!

Impatient Pigs!

Busy Pigs!