Seeing as how I am an internationally renowned superstar and everything, special days are an ideal opportunity for my legions of Fairy Fans to demonstrate their devotion. Doubly appropriate actually as it is Valentine’s Day today! Whooopeeee, and here comes the Postie.
Oh, my goodness gracious, a parcel, for me? How VERY unexpected!
Mmmmmmmm – brown wholemeal paper – my favourite.
Yes, I know, the packaging is almost as exciting to play with as the pressies.
Oh wowweeeee – I shall go to The Ball.
Now, where was I? Oh yes, munch munch, nom nom. Nearly through to the next present.
But oh-ho! What the heck is this tickly, spider type thing? SPIDER type thing??????? Scuse me, gangway, Fairy going for a quick hide.
Fairy – come back here. It’s okay. It’s an extra special Spider of Luuuuuv.
I knew that!
Spiders are BRILLIANT – you get eight times the cuddles!!!!!
Anyway, moving swiftly on . . . who sent this wonderfully wonderful wonder I wonder?
Extra special wowzzas! We love our super duper, fan-pigga-tastic Valenpig card, Auntie Pyretta, and we love YOU, and Vincent and Herman and Oscar and Samso and Elmo and Boris and Gomez and Frederick and all my special piggy pals everywhere xxx
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