Hello there my loyal and lovely piggy pals. I am delighted you could join us. Today is a very special day in Fairyland. Not only is it New Year’s Eve, but tonight it is also Pixie and Bears’ first ever ‘proper’ hootennany type party – with fancy drinks and nibbles and discovating and guests and, and, and everything. Wooooo hoooooooo!
Hold very tight girls – fun city here we come. Toot, toot.
Woweeeee, we’ve landed.
Looks like the party is in full swing. Well if it isn’t, it very soon will be now I’m here!
Make way, party Fairy your favourite frippet and her chums, coming through.
Off you go and circulate girls – I’ll just go nip and powder my nose and whiskers and apologise for all your bad behavior in advance.
Monty and Minty Mouse are on their usual best behaviour I see (boring!!!).
Seems to me that this here party needs a plentiful dollop of Fairy Magic to really get things going.
You’re looking more jolloped than ever Bear – do your world famous Fat Boy Fatter impression and spin a few of them there discs pronto like.
Let’s see, ‘Teddy Bears’ Pignic’ anyone?
How about, ‘One, Two, Three O’Clock, Four O’Clock Munch’?
Enough of that malarkey – let’s play a game that fubbery Fairy always wins – Pass the Parcel.
Bear has gone under cover. Either that or she’s doing her world famous impression of a Wrapper!
I saw it first Pixie, let go – it’s MY cucumber. You go and find your own game to cheat at.
That’s it – off you go and play Tiddly Winks with Mr Bear.
Well, it would appear Mr Bear is Tiddly – so these must be the Winks.
Ughhh – not very tasty are they?
I declare Pixie the winner! Looks like it’s gone to her head!
I’m getting a teeny weenie bit starving. Who’s in charge of the catering around here?
Yes, I know you prefer a ‘liquid’ lunch, tea, dinner and supper Mr Bear, but some of us need to keep our strength up. When do we eat?
Oh you made us some canapigs? Brilliant. What-ya-got!
Hummmm – non dried tomatoes atop carrots-au-discs, some super little grape-crostini bites on beetroot sticks and those mini celery nibblettes!
Oh, is that all there is?
Wait for it Bear, you know the rules – Fairy goes first!
Oh yes, this is more like it. Nom, nom, nom.
Patience Pixie and Bear. Sorry, but you are both in the second sitting.
Oooooh, hang on a minute – it’s nearly midnight!!!!!
Countdown to midnight – 10, 8, 3, 2, 7, 2 9 – HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
All join paws and sing Auld Lang Syne. No, I don’t know what it means either.
Here comes the Bells – not to mention Mr Bear’s other special guests Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Glen Ffidich!
It’s time to refill our glasses . . . . What’s that Mr Bear? – ‘You don’t mind if you do’? No surprises there then!
Mind you, Bear is on her second bottle of nourishing carrot juice – what a good girl.
In the absence of sustenance, we may as well eat the tinsel.
Ooor Pixie – why is the room starting to spin?
Sniff, sniff, poooooofh – Mr Bear! That wasn’t carrot juice. You’ve been leading Bear astray! As if she wasn’t bad enough sober!!!
Time to make her excuses and take her home before she gets even more unnecessary than usual.
Come on girls, hold very tight please – off we go. And don’t go nibbling my prize cucumber on the way.
Hummmph – I always think that no matter how far you wander, there really is ‘no place like Fairyland’.
Have a super, safe and cuddly New Year everyone wherever you may be – here, there and everywhere the whole world over x x x
Toot, toot, TOOOOOT!