Oh hello! Has my new three piece been delivered?
Good! Oh whooo! It’s lovely and pink, my favourite colour.
Now then you two, I will spell this out for you – it says FAIRY, that means ME!
This means this is the place where I will sit – not YOU, Bear, or YOU, Pixie, if you don’t mind.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Yes, it is very comfy indeed . . . can we get the removal men in to move it into my house?
Psst! Bear, do you think it really does say ‘FAIRY’? It might SAY Fairy when it really means BEAR.
Well, this armchair suits me just fine, Pixie! It may not be quite my size but it will do.
Err, excuse me, Bear, but I see the cushion has been squashed down on MY CHAIR!
You will have to wait until I have finished my snack before I come and sort you out. I may be a few minutes . . . !