Greetings my loyal and faithful followers.
We have an extra special cause to celebrate today – apparently. Not only has mummy presented me with a rather splendid vase of smelly and totally inedible flowers (no – I don’t know why either), but we have a visit from a right royal official celebrity type mousie – oh bliss!
Now then me ducks – how’s tricks and errr, who are you anyway?
Princess Anastasia? Never heard of you – when do we eat?
Oh I see, you are actually really important because everybody says so and anyway you’ve got a very smart crown thingy.
Call that a crown? I have my very own integral fur crown that is far, far posher and all white and cute and everything!
Now we have got that all sorted out it’s time for our official portrait. Say ‘Sherry’ Mr Bear.