Are YOU looking for the perfect pampurring session for your piggy? Look no further.
My recently opened Fairy’s Very Posh Piggery Pig Spa offers ALL the very latest in modern spa type beauty treatments – with light lunches and snacks included for VIP’s (Very Important Pigs). To avoid paw stomping disappointment, advance booking is highly advisable.
If traveling from outside the UK, we suggest a one way ticket – the management reserve the right to pignap the piggy if they (and me) take a liking to them.
Here’s my de luxe Pig Spa treatment room, within the brand new, architect designed Piggery complex.
Incorporating a floatation bath, temperature controlled drying device, vibrating massage chair, fluffy towels and featuring luxury products from the world renowned range of Gorgeous Guineas Shampoos.
Right! Enough of all that nonsense, bring on the clients! Who’s first? (as if we didn’t know!!!!)
Stand aside – Fairy first!
Hummm yes, a nice relaxing session in the posh new floatation tank, it’s the piggy’s whiskers.
And you even get a bit of peace and privacy from the paparazzi.
Yes, we don’t want just anyone seeing me in the bath!
Another rinse required Mummy. Lovely.
Oh yes – you can’t beat a good wafting session with a furdryer.
Time to take it easy in this gently vibrating massage chair . . .
With integral snacks! And lots of them. Who’s next then Mummy?
WHAT? ME? Errrrrrrr, I don’t think so. I can’t swim, and besides . . .
Oooooooh – it’s actually quite nice!!!! Can I have one of those head and ear massage rubs now please, Mummy?
This personalised body wrap treatment is designed to slim and contour my fur coat. Not that it needs it you understand.
That was BRILLIANT! Who’s next then?
Me, me! Superstar model in waiting and celebrity wannabe – Pixie.
I like this Gentle Pamper Tension Busting Body Wrap.
Have you taken LOTS of photos of me looking cute Mummy?
Goodness! Who turned this massage chair on to full ppppppppppppower?
I’m ready for my custom coat styling now. Can you make me have a curly Texel style coat, please?
It’s lovely in here. I feel all relaxed and pampered.
My tummy feels a little rumbly though, it must be time for a snackette.
Well chums, you all look very beautiful too – almost as beautiful as moi.
What a super day at the Fairy Piggery Spa! With any luck, we can have another session tomorrow!
Fairy, I need to book an appointment for my 2, at your amazing Spa!…. Rosie & Poppet will have the full works please, no expense spared & as much grass to nom nom on… Lol.. 😀
You all look fab in the pics, having all your treatments – just lovely xxx 🙂
Dear Fairy, Please reserve a spot for five for complete luxury spa treatments, all the extras, plus scritchy-scratches from your mummy and daddy, we’ll be coming ’round once we have our Pigsports Passported and our mum has hers already, you three may expect us to arrive as soon as possible and mum took the “one way” part seriously, although she has secret plans to stay with the hedgies if you take such a liking to us you can’t let us go, which we fully intend, of course. Now, a FEW of us are “intact” as it were, and must request no paparazzi allowed as we are well-endowed! We LOVE THE PIGGERY LUXURY SPA AND WE LOVE YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE CREATED JUST FOR US! (errr, we meant Fairy, Pixie, and Bear, of course!)
loves,
The Pirate Pigs of Bellinghamshire, U.S.
SO WELL DONE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZ-FOR-ALL!
What a beautiful little child wee fairy is…Really love the nice and blowly pic. She looks soo content after her pamparing at the piggy spa. Her two wee sisters look cute too 😀 x