Monthly Archives: November 2012

A Day At The Pig Spa!

Are YOU looking for the perfect pampurring session for your piggy? Look no further.

My recently opened Fairy’s Very Posh Piggery Pig Spa offers ALL the very latest in modern spa type beauty treatments – with light lunches and snacks included for VIP’s (Very Important Pigs). To avoid paw stomping disappointment, advance booking is highly advisable.

If traveling from outside the UK, we suggest a one way ticket – the management reserve the right to pignap the piggy if they (and me) take a liking to them.

Here’s my de luxe Pig Spa treatment room, within the brand new, architect designed Piggery complex.

Incorporating a floatation bath, temperature controlled drying device, vibrating massage chair, fluffy towels and featuring luxury products from the world renowned range of Gorgeous Guineas Shampoos.

Right! Enough of all that nonsense, bring on the clients! Who’s first? (as if we didn’t know!!!!)

Stand aside – Fairy first!

Hummm yes, a nice relaxing session in the posh new floatation tank, it’s the piggy’s whiskers.

And you even get a bit of peace and privacy from the paparazzi.

Yes, we don’t want just anyone seeing me in the bath!

Another rinse required Mummy. Lovely.

Oh yes – you can’t beat a good wafting session with a furdryer.

Time to take it easy in this gently vibrating massage chair . . .

With integral snacks! And lots of them. Who’s next then Mummy?

WHAT? ME? Errrrrrrr, I don’t think so. I can’t swim, and besides . . .

Oooooooh – it’s actually quite nice!!!! Can I have one of those head and ear massage rubs now please, Mummy?

This personalised body wrap treatment is designed to slim and contour my fur coat. Not that it needs it you understand.

That was BRILLIANT! Who’s next then?

Me, me! Superstar model in waiting and celebrity wannabe – Pixie.

I like this Gentle Pamper Tension Busting Body Wrap.

Have you taken LOTS of photos of me looking cute Mummy?

Goodness! Who turned this massage chair on to full ppppppppppppower?

I’m ready for my custom coat styling now. Can you make me have a curly Texel style coat, please?

It’s lovely in here. I feel all relaxed and pampered.

My tummy feels a little rumbly though, it must be time for a snackette.

Well chums, you all look very beautiful too – almost as beautiful as moi.

What a super day at the Fairy Piggery Spa! With any luck, we can have another session tomorrow!

 

 

 

 

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Smile For The Camera!

I have been told to show you the ropes, Pixie.

Being a top model myself I know all about posing for the camera, you know.

Here we go – SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!

Say ‘grass’, Bear!

Grass? GRASS? Did someone mention grass?

Fairy, where have you hidden the grass?

I think Fairy has eaten it all up while we were busy posing, Bear!

 

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We’ve Moved!

My Mummy says patience is a virtue, whatever that is supposed to mean. She has been wait, wait, waiting 15 very odd years for a super dooper bespoke Piggery. Hummmph – that seems like a very long wait indeed, poor Mummy. I suppose you would need to be very patient and very virtuous to wait all that time. Funny really as I have never thought of Mummy as being patient before! For little me, Pixie and Bear, the wait hasn’t been quite so long – just a short week of total discombobulating disruption and it is done!

Tra-la!

We’re IN! And about time too, if you ask me.

Muuuuuuumy! Come on in, it’s great!

There’s loads to see.

Hurry along Bear, we’ve been over there, it’s this way next. Keep up, Pixie!

This is our dining room area. Not exactly ample – but it will do!

Looks as if all this salad could do with a bit of a tidy up . . .

That will be a job for me then . . . nom nom . . . mmm. Jolly hard work all this munching, but very tasty!

Hay up Pixie! This looks just the ticket.

Oh yes indeed, some jolly nice sweet smelling meadow hay.

And there’s room for the three of us – just! Only the best for Fairy and her gang.

Now what else do I need to investigate?

Phewee! What a squeeze.

I’ll leave Fairy to it . . .

. . . while I selflessly help tidy up this little heap of grass someone thoughtlessly dumped here.

I really like our new Piggery Mummy.

Is there anymore grass clearing jobbies for me to do?

Yawn, stretch and another yawn for good luck. Now, did I hear someone mention GRASS?

Stand aside - there’s a Bear loose about this hoose!

Let me know when the next grass delivery arrives. I just need to test this bed thingy out for comfiness. Prod, poke, pummel – perfect!

While I am busy doing that, you can view the picture gallery. See how many of our ancestors you can spot.

Everyone’s up there. From Great Great Grandma Mildred Mittens, to the amazing Great Auntie Mavis. And don’t forget those wonderfully woolly twins, Mabel and Wilma. And look, there’s Auntie Matilda, Auntie Mary and dear Auntie Marigold and Mariella.

And look, there’s Big Wilma!

I say, listen up everyone! We LOVE our new Piggery.

Three cheers for the architect (my Mummy), the organiser (my daddy) and the clever joinery type men, Mark and Alan! But a very big thank you to all those Piggies who have empowered us all over the years with their love, characters and inspiration. The Piggery is dedicated to you all.

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Pixie And Bear’s Big Break!

Oooooh, errrr, howdy Fairy Fans. Fairy has decided that the time has come for us budding young starlets to write and star in our very first story – so here goes.

Ready Pixie?

Ready! Ready Bear?

Ready! Roll em!

Well I could be wrong, but it looks to me as if it must be nearly Teatime.

Yum – grass – our favourite. And there’s plenty for everyone. Tuck in.

Actually Bear, nomm, nomm, shouldn’t we, nommm, nommm be sharing some of this with Fairy?

Too late, the grass has nearly all gone.  Or it will have when I’ve swiped this last bit.

Ooooops! Pixie – where IS her Ladyship?

On a soft, snuggly blanket, not too far away . . . zzzzzzzzZZZZZ

What’s that Bear? There has been a catastrophic under supply in the grass department?

If tremulous tantrums of epic Fairy proportions are to be avoided you had better go and get Daddy – NOW.

Oh yes. You can always rely on Daddy to dish Fairy sized helpings of teatime salad.

That Pixie and Bear may well be young and eager, but they still have a lot to learn, and I will always be the real star!

Burp (pardon!)

 

 

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