Now then my people, what have we here then?
Oh yes, I remember! It is almost that time of year to perform spookily scary Halloween type things involving witches hats and pumpkins and, and, and all things orange.
Right ho. This year I have two new souls to conjure with.
Listen up you two – if you thought Mummy was scary . . . tonight we are going to unleash, err something spooky. Any ideas?
Well Fairy, I thought it might be appropriate to loll around in this cosy pumpkin . . . in a vaguely tormented manner.
Or lie down on this soft cushion and look all mean, moody and menacing.
And while Bear scares sundry articles of under clothing off terrified viewers . . .
I’ll crawl in here and practise snoozing like, like . . . like a Banshee.
And I will hide in here and do my finest manic Halloween type laughter, ‘Tee Hee’ (in a really sinister voice).
All this Halloween type stuff is making me very peckish. I thought there would be trick-or-treat type treats!
Maybe I need to increase my horror inducing activity a notch or two.
Here we go – ‘Screech, howl, err, sundry zombie type moans’.
Perfect, or what?!
Pixie, I don’t want to appear unduly critical, but I think we may have gone a little too far with all this horror inducing mayhem.
Amateurs!!!!
What a dress rehearsal disaster. Not even remotely chilling, and that was the BEST those pesky two could do.
I give up. I’m staying in here until Halloween is over, or at least until teatime.
