Whoooo! What’s all this then?
And WHO is disturbing my ‘copter-nap?
Oh, it’s Dougal . . . and those snow-bright-white-polar BEARS. Keep the noise down.
Errr, don’t look now chaps, but Dougal has forgotten to put his white suit on.
Who’s this? Oh not to panic, it’s only daddy.
‘Come on out, my time is up?’
Oh no! You don’t get me that way.
It can’t possible be time for a bath. I only had one . . .
err . . . let me see . . . a week last Thursday’ish maybe. Yes, that was it.
So I am perfectly ok in here thank you very much.
Oh, you just wanted to give me a scritchy scratchy cuddle. Well that’s different. By the way, what time is it?
Ooooh – that’s nice. Humans do have their uses. Must be time for a snack!