Being a connoisseur of cuddles and ear rubs I wish to present how you too can get the best out of your human.
First off, get yourself all comfy and cosy and flopped.
In this example I make sure my daddy’s left paw is suitably placed to make a perfect resting place for my front toes.
Now then, Daddy, I’ll have some nice ear-rubs, head-top strokes and chin-chuckles, please.
Ready when you are!
10 minutes later . . . . that’s perfect! Daddy, you really ARE the best!
There you have it. Follow my guide carefully and with plenty of practice you too will soon have a fully trained human.