Psst! Mr Bear! There seems to be a . . . new Fairy thingy!
Is it pour moi?

Wow – look, it’s got WINGS and everything.

Is this seat arrangement sufficiently errr, ‘ample’, to accommodate for my furry little behind?

Hum . . . at least its got a brake pedal!
What’s all that ‘Joystick’ talk supposed to mean?

Looks like a clear blue sky – perfect for a test flight.

Errr – actually I have no idea what that talk of ‘test flights’ even means – perhaps Mr Bear can elucidate, or explain even.

Right – that’s that all the technicalities taken care of – good job I’m quick on the up take!
This is all well and good in theory, Flight Lieutenant Mr Bear, but what is the whole point of this Hairy plane whatsit? Sitting about in it is all very nice and cosy but . . . well, it isn’t what you’d call ‘exciting’ is it?

That did it – we’re going to set off.
I’m going FLYING!
Fasten your seatbelts everyone, we’re going up for real!

Err! There seems to be something amiss here . . . after all those driving theory lessons, shouldn’t it be little ME in the driving seat?

Performing my pre flight checks now . . .
SNACKS – check.
FLAPS UP – ears in place – check.
Doors to annual – or something – check.
IN-FLIGHT EXTRA EMERGENCY SNACKS – check.
Come in, flight control. It is Fairy-pilot-in-command here requesting a bit of clearance . . . this seat is a little too cosy!
Hold very tight! Taxi – for Mr Bear – out you go.

I’ll just take her up for a solo flight if that’s alright with you . . . . neeeeeooooowwwww . . . . chocks away!
Oooooops – who put that hedge there? HELP!!!

Brave and fearless Mr Bear to the rescue – complete with emergency salad rations.

Phew, back down on rocky garden – all safe and sound.
Oh – Mr Bear – you’re my hero!

I’m sure this will come as something of a surprise to you all – but all this flying about has made me very peckish.
No time to hang around – must fly!