What’s this then? And where’s the food, if you don’t mind me asking?

Pfhuff! It’s got funny little Fairies here and there, but they are not proper Fairies. We ALL know what a proper Fairy looks like.

‘scuse me! Anyone! What’s this for then? I think there has been a mistake.

Oh! OHHHH! LOOK at the BOTTOM! It is perfect!
FAIRYLAND! Oh my whiskers and paws!

I don’t mean to look smug . . . but when one has one’s very own label, well, one can afford to look very smug indeed!