Monthly Archives: January 2011

Fairy’s Taxi Service!

I am just getting a bit of practice in ready for my forthcoming Driving Test.

Being the generous little piggy I am, I offered Marigold and Mariella a ride today.

Hang on in there, you two! I am just going to get my paw down and go for a bit of a zoom!

Marigold and Mariella hitch a lift! (10)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nieooooooooooooooooooow! Screeeeeeeeech!

Marigold and Mariella hitch a lift! (12)

‘I’m feeling a bit queasy, Marigold’.

‘Me too, Mariella! Fairy has spun my tummy up with her zooming about’!

Marigold and Mariella hitch a lift! (13)

Toot-toot! We’re here! When you’ve both finished clinging on you can disembark! I’ll take you for another spin tomorrow if you are good!

Marigold and Mariella hitch a lift! (16)

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Driving Miss Fairy!

Peeep! PEEP! PEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Look out everyone! Here I come!

Driving Miss Fairy! (2)

Brumm-brumm . . . brumm-brumm!

Watch out – make way!

Driving Miss Fairy! (8)

Am I doing ok, Mum? I like driving – I don’t even think I need driving lessons!

Driving Miss Fairy! (11)

It might be a different matter when I get those two back seat drivers in with me though. I can hear Marigold now, ‘Fairy! Fairy! Slow down’! And Mariella, fussing over her long fur as it gets all blown about in the breeze.

Driving Miss Fairy! (5)

Oh well . . .

Whooooo! Hold on! Is that my tea I see, over there?
*slams paw on the brakes*

Driving Miss Fairy! (10)

I’ll just make a quick pit-stop. There’s plenty of time to practice driving round the bend later!

Driving Miss Fairy! (7)

One’s beautiful new car was delivered by Jenny’s Custom Cars. Official car-maker to the Pig-nicenti, by Royal Appointment.

Driving Miss Fairy! (13)

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Fairy Princess!

Oh! You’ve caught me in the act! I am just undoing another present! It must be for me, what with pink packaging and what-not.

Princess Fairy in her tiara! (1)

It tastes a bit funny. That’s odd! It isn’t an edible gift!

Princess Fairy in her tiara! (2)

Well, let’s be having a sniff under here . . . pfhoof, it smells SHINY!

Princess Fairy in her tiara! (3)

It’s a HAT! Well, it could be a hat! I rather think it suits me.

No, it isn’t a hat . . . right . . . what the dickens IS it then?

Princess Fairy in her tiara! (6)

It’s a CROWN! Is it . . . could it be . . . for ME?

Princess Fairy in her tiara! (9)

What? It’s for Mr Bear? No! No, no and thrice no!!

Princess Piggies! (8)

Muuuum! If I let Mr Bear wear my Noddy hat, can I wear the crown?

What do you mean, ‘When the others have had a go’?

Princess Piggies! (2)

Beautiful Princess Marigold! Sorry – it’s too high! It makes your face look tall!

Princess Piggies! (12)

And Regal Princess Mariella! It’s too low! It’ll squash your ears!

Princess Piggies! (17)

And now it’s MY go! Perfect! Please allow me to introduce myself, Princess Fairy, Queen of the Piggies, Bears, Cups and Saucers of the Kitchen Dresser Kingdom!

Princess Piggies! (4)

Does this mean I get to have servants who will obey all my commands? Oh good!

You there, yes, YOU! I’d like a big bowl of salad now . . . and another two big bowls full, but not quite as big as my bowl full, for the Pretend Princesses, Marigold and Mariella. And when you have done that we would all like a load of hay to play in. Please! Thank you! And don’t forget to courtesy before you go!

One just can’t get the staff these days.

Princess Piggies! (6)

A great big Royal Thank You to my friend Jenny for sending me this most perfect of gifts. I am extremely grateful. My very own bejewelled crown – it’s perfect!

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Only another 349 days to go until next Christmas!

Christmas is all over but don’t worry, it’s the New Year now! I hope it brings you health and happiness, cuddles and kisses, salads galore and all good things like that!

It is also a time to make something called ‘resolutions’. When you are a small piggy like me, with so much to think about, it isn’t always easy to make them. I did, however, make some for Marigold and Mariella.

Marigold’s New year’s Resolution is to be even more cuddly and to let me snuggle up under her fur whenever I want. And Mariella’s is to let me share all her food! Good!

Whatever you do have a very . . .

Happy new year pigs! Blog

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