As the nights draw in and Fairy’s thoughts turn to ensuring maximum night time comfort and cosiness, The Fairy Palace has taken delivery of a brand new sleep device, guaranteed to provide suitable softiness and snoozability.
Here we find our pint sized hero about to embark on its very first test drive – with a little “help” from the mousey babes.
Squeak, squeak – goodness – this new bed is really soft and warm and cosy – we are sure Fairy is going to love it.
Actually – she may love it a little too much and there won’t be any space left for us. Perhaps we had better add a finishing touch of our own! Now where did we put that peapod?
Shush, quiet everybody – judging from that steadily increasing munching noise – she’s on her way.
Hello Fairy Fans everywhere. Fairy, your very own superstar piggy wiggy here. Not sure why you had to wait so long for my Grand Entrance – but all good things come to those who . . . oh, something profound and what-not. Right, on with today’s episode.
You might have noticed that my usual stack of cuddle cup beds arrangement has been replaced by a Super De-lux, Made to Measure, Five (at least), Poster Bed especially created for little me by Jenny at her highly appropriately named Piggy Palace. And jolly smart it looks too, if you don’t mind me saying. Even if you do mind me saying – it IS jolly posh – so there!
Right Ho my little bed warmer type mousies – move over – here comes the Queen of the Fairies. Let the Piggy see the Pillow!
Oh, ouch, ooch, aw, garooo, who on earth put a stonking great big rock in here? This mattress is so hard and lumpy – I will never be able to nod off.
There is nothing for it – I had better organise a thorough search.
Come on you lazy lumps – give me a paw or six with this mattress.
Oh how disappointing – we will never get to the bottom of the problem!
What’s that Petunia – someone has “peed in the bed”?????
Oh, “Put a Pea in the bed”, thank goodness for that!
I knew that was what you meant – I was just making a jolly jest type thing.
Ha Ha, peed/pea – what a funny quip – gulp!
Tish, tsk – naughty mousey type nuisances.
Fancy playing such a fiendish trick on me – you can jolly well stay down there on your Cheese Chair and watch while I have a lovely snooze.
Zzzzzzzz, snuffle, yawn, what a “lovely snooze” I am having **loudly**
Even better without lots of tails swishing about everywhere causing a draft.
Oh, it’s no good – I can’t be mean to those little scritchers.
I’m just a great big lovable softie and anyway, it might get a bit chilly without them!
Okay then, I am sure you have all learnt your lesson – back in everyone – lets try again. And Marmaduke – watch what you are doing with that peapod!
Can’t be too careful though – I’ll just check that the Integral Fridge has been stocked-up. Perfect – just the right amount of nibbles! That will help stave off any night starvation issues.
Hold it – can somebody plump the pillows up for me?
Perfect! Now, where was I? Oh yes . . .
Night, night Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.