Hello my people. I am often asked by someone, what is the ideal number of piggy’s in a household? Well, we were given a present of this super-dooper, attractive sign thing by my piggy-daddy, Ernie, the other day. And, by jingo, it’s just the job for helping me to answer that very important question.
Take a quick gander at my present – what do you reckon then?
In my opinion, which is well known for always being right, THREE piggies per home is the optimum quantity!
When it comes to that all important subject of food, for example, a large helping of salad can be easily spit up into three fair share piggy portions of a half each – biggest half for me, and then half each of what’s left over for the other two piggies. There is a very useful tried a trusted formula you can use. I’ll share it with you here:
Let food = T, Piggies = 3 and Home = 1
Then, Portion = (T/3 + 1)(Fairy x lots)/(T – 1/2) = mine
Or something like that anyway. It’s probably too complicated for you to grasp.
Moving swiftly on. Come on now, you two, time for a quick group photo. Look at the camera thingy and say ‘grass’!
He he! That went very well! What do you reckon Mariella? Oh! Are you feeling a bit tired?? Well, just rest your chins there a while and maybe it would be best if you didn’t eat anything at all for an hour or two – get your strength up for supper later on.
Keep you fur on Marigold – you can have a go up here in a minute, while I go get my tea!