Three Pigs In A Home!

Hello my people. I am often asked by someone, what is the ideal number of piggy’s in a household? Well, we were given a present of this super-dooper, attractive sign thing by my piggy-daddy, Ernie, the other day. And, by jingo, it’s just the job for helping me to answer that very important question.

Take a quick gander at my present – what do you reckon then?

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In my opinion, which is well known for always being right, THREE piggies per home is the optimum quantity!

When it comes to that all important subject of food, for example, a large helping of salad can be easily spit up into three fair share piggy portions of a half each – biggest half for me, and then half each of what’s left over for the other two piggies. There is a very useful tried a trusted formula you can use. I’ll share it with you here:

Let food = T, Piggies = 3 and Home = 1

Then, Portion = (T/3 + 1)(Fairy x lots)/(T – 1/2) = mine

Or something like that anyway. It’s probably too complicated for you to grasp.

Moving swiftly on. Come on now, you two, time for a quick group photo. Look at the camera thingy and say ‘grass’!

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He he! That went very well! What do you reckon Mariella? Oh! Are you feeling a bit tired?? Well, just rest your chins there a while and maybe it would be best if you didn’t eat anything at all for an hour or two – get your strength up for supper later on.
Keep you fur on Marigold – you can have a go up here in a minute, while I go get my tea!

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  1. What a delightful blog you have!!
    I had a guinea pig growing up named Snert. Loved that furry fella.

  2. What handsome piglets!

  3. Hello Lisa Taron, thanks from dropping in! Snert is a wonderful name! We are so pleased you are enjoying Fairy’s Blog!

    Hello Mike, thank you too – we think the girls are handsome, and pretty and snuggly – just like every guinea pig we have ever known!
    Fairy is very special because she is blind and deaf . . . we love her dearly 🙂

  4. love the sign where can i get one? your very lucky that the girls all get on havin 4 boys that dont is not easy alfie and barney best mates, oscar and rupert tolerate each other at best! but i love them davexx

  5. These little gimme pigs are so blessed to have such a loving home :0)
    I love them!
    I have house rabbits they are pretty cute too :0)

  6. Fairy math is certainly….interesting. But of course it all makes sense in Peegie world. 1 for you and 3 for me. hehehe.
    Fairy’s bossy, smart, funny little self always makes me smile.

  7. I love your maths Fairy and wish you were in my class as you’d be a star piggy in school just as you are at home!

  8. GRASS:D

  9. Thanks for everyone’s comments!

    The signs are on order and should be arriving soon! I know a few people asked for one via the Guinea Lynx Forum, you can find Fairy over in ‘The Chronicles’ If anyone else wants one I can order some more, they are about £8.00 if I remember correctly 🙂

  10. hi mildred, can u pls order me one, or let me know how to thank u, u have myemail address davexxx

  11. Thanks, David, I sent you an email;)

  12. Hello aalur, I have one sign left if you want it. They were £8 and £3 postage. Just email and let me know if you want to go ahead 🙂

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