After their date at the Cinema, Minty and Monty got together again – on St Valentine’s Day! Picture the scene – a romantic dinner for two at a posh restaurant, the lights are low, the music is playing softly. What could possibly go wrong?

Err! Don’t mind me, you two. Carry on, you won’t even know I’m here!

If you don’t want that, I’ll have it – shame to waste it.

It’s nice here, isn’t it?

Waiter! Can they have seconds please?

Nom, nom, slurp . . . it’s delicious! You would have liked it.

We will come here again, the food’s very good and you get plenty.

Oops, I thought you’d dropped something edible Minty – but it’s only your bunch of flowers!

Go on then, Monty, look sharp! Give her the box of chocs!

Oh Thank you, Montmorency! The chocolates look beautiful. The whole evening has been delightful – very interesting to say the least!!